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I am unavailable and gently surprised this required confirmation. I am offline for a short period and letting that be enough information. Sprint plans will remain fictional without my immediate intervention. A response will happen later, because that is how absence works. If this needs action now, post in the incident channel and pull in on-call. Thank you for your measured response to my unavailability.
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