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I am unavailable and gently surprised this required confirmation. I am currently absent and choosing not to over-explain it. The codebase has endured worse than my temporary disappearance. Responses resume when my availability does, which remains the relevant detail. If this needs action now, post in the incident channel and pull in on-call. Thank you for adjusting to this entirely foreseeable delay.
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