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I am out of the office, despite the optimism of this message thread. I am currently absent and choosing not to over-explain it. If the server is merely weird, not broken, let it marinate. Responses resume when my availability does, which remains the relevant detail. If production is on fire, page the on-call engineer immediately. I appreciate your flexibility with this avoidable surprise.
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