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I am unavailable and gently surprised this required confirmation. I am away pretending my calendar is a legal document. The freelance economy will continue to be weird without my immediate participation. Responses resume when my availability does, which remains the relevant detail. If this cannot wait, use the pre-arranged urgent route rather than hopeful emailing. Thank you for adjusting to this entirely foreseeable delay.
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