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I am unavailable and gently surprised this required confirmation. I am using paid time off to stare at scenery and ignore notifications. Any request involving a discount, rush fee waiver, or vague miracle should wait. I will respond when I return, which is earlier than some expectations deserve. If this cannot wait, use the pre-arranged urgent route rather than hopeful emailing. Thank you for respecting the concept of unavailable.
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