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I am unavailable and gently surprised this required confirmation. I am away at an event where everyone is networking with alarming sincerity. If this is a hotfix, please make sure it is not actually room-temperature confusion. A reply will follow once I am back and willing to revisit this thread. If this needs action now, post in the incident channel and pull in on-call. Thank you for adjusting to this entirely foreseeable delay.
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