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Your email has located me at an impressively inconvenient moment. I am away at an event where everyone is networking with alarming sincerity. The backlog is still there, judging all of us equally. A reply will follow once I am back and willing to revisit this thread. For urgent technical issues, use the on-call process instead of summoning me from the void. Thank you for understanding how calendars generally work.
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