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I am unavailable and gently surprised this required confirmation. I am at an industry event and probably trapped in a breakout session. The backlog is still there, judging all of us equally. I will review this when I return and my patience has restocked. If this needs action now, post in the incident channel and pull in on-call. Thank you for your measured response to my unavailability.
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