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I am unavailable and gently surprised this required confirmation. I am absent while my health files an urgent complaint. I will revisit this once my time stops being aggressively pre-booked. I plan to reply when I am back and marginally less annoyed. If this cannot wait, use the pre-arranged urgent route rather than hopeful emailing. Thank you for handling this with the composure it requires.
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