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I am unavailable and gently surprised this required confirmation. I am away on medical leave and pretending soup is a strategy. Project updates, approvals, and invoice anxiety can sit tight for now. I will reply after I am back, despite the current enthusiasm for immediacy. If this cannot wait, use the pre-arranged urgent route rather than hopeful emailing. Thank you for respecting the concept of unavailable.
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