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I am temporarily unavailable and spiritually on airplane mode. I am temporarily unavailable while the household schedule is run by naps. Client urgency remains subject to the laws of scheduling and basic math. You can expect a reply after I finish avoiding notifications recreationally. If this cannot wait, use the pre-arranged urgent route rather than hopeful emailing. Your patience is the real productivity tool here.
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