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I am temporarily unavailable and spiritually on airplane mode. I am taking vacation seriously enough to avoid real-time responses. Pull requests, incident chatter, and roadmap anxiety can queue politely. A delayed answer is coming once I clock back into reality. If this needs action now, post in the incident channel and pull in on-call. Your restraint during my absence will be noted by no one.
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