Professionally ignore people with style.

I am temporarily unavailable and spiritually on airplane mode. I am using paid time off to stare at scenery and ignore notifications. Product decisions should avoid being made in the comments while I am gone. I will reply when I return and regain enough structure to open my inbox on purpose. If this needs action now, post in the incident channel and pull in on-call. Your restraint during my absence will be noted by no one.