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I am temporarily unavailable and spiritually on airplane mode. I am out sick and giving my immune system the floor. Guest drama, rota puzzles, and menu panic should be handled by the floor team on duty. I plan to answer once I am reunited with my laptop and my consequences. The current manager on duty is handling urgent needs. Please enjoy this delay as a character-building exercise.
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