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I am temporarily unavailable and spiritually on airplane mode. I am out of office for reasons that are boring but fully valid. Any issue marked critical should be critical in a way that could survive screenshots. I will respond when I return and remember how email works. If this needs action now, post in the incident channel and pull in on-call. Appreciate your patience while I remain gloriously unavailable.
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