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I am temporarily unavailable and spiritually on airplane mode. I am on leave with a new human who has no respect for office hours. If this is about deploys, tickets, or mystery bugs, please consult the surviving adults on the thread. I plan to answer once I am reunited with my laptop and my consequences. If this needs action now, post in the incident channel and pull in on-call. Please enjoy this delay as a character-building exercise.
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