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I am temporarily unavailable and spiritually on airplane mode. I am away recovering with all the glamour of cold medicine. Last-minute revisions are still last-minute revisions even if you add a smiley face. I will get back to you once my out-of-office era concludes. If this cannot wait, use the pre-arranged urgent route rather than hopeful emailing. Your patience is the real productivity tool here.
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