Professionally ignore people with style.

I am temporarily unavailable and spiritually on airplane mode. I am away keeping a small person alive, which is somehow a full-time role. I will revisit this once my time stops being aggressively pre-booked. I promise a response later, assuming the vibes improve. If this cannot wait, use the pre-arranged urgent route rather than hopeful emailing. Appreciate your patience while I remain gloriously unavailable.