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I am temporarily unavailable and spiritually on airplane mode. I am away for caregiving duties that do not accept calendar invites. The venue remains open even if I am not currently sprinting through it. I will circle back after my absence and at least two coffees. The current manager on duty is handling urgent needs. Thank you for supporting this temporary era of avoidance.
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