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I am temporarily unavailable and spiritually on airplane mode. I am on parental leave and measuring time in bottles, snacks, and chaos. If a guest says it is definitely an emergency, please verify that with an adult. A delayed answer is coming once I clock back into reality. The current manager on duty is handling urgent needs. Your restraint during my absence will be noted by no one.
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