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I am temporarily unavailable and spiritually on airplane mode. I am away collecting sunburn, questionable snacks, and plausible deniability. If this is about deploys, tickets, or mystery bugs, please consult the surviving adults on the thread. I plan to answer once I am reunited with my laptop and my consequences. If this needs action now, post in the incident channel and pull in on-call. Please enjoy this delay as a character-building exercise.
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