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I am out of the office with the energy of a raccoon in a conference room. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. I am currently unavailable for spontaneous scope expansion. I expect to respond after I drag myself back into operational range. Immediate concerns should be sent in a single clear message and not a flurry. Your cooperation with the nonsense is noted and unsettling.
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