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I am out of the office with the energy of a raccoon in a conference room. I am out for parental leave, where the escalation path is usually crying. Feedback loops, revisions, and moodboards may continue to spiral without me for a bit. I will answer later, ideally before this turns into folklore. Immediate project needs should be routed to the active creative lead. Best of luck to everyone involved, frankly.
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