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I am out of the office with the energy of a raccoon in a conference room. I am currently focused on family leave and aggressively inconsistent sleep. Art direction will survive a short pause without becoming a hostage situation. I expect to respond after I drag myself back into operational range. Immediate project needs should be routed to the active creative lead. Your cooperation with the nonsense is noted and unsettling.
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