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I am out of the office with the energy of a raccoon in a conference room. I am on vacation and committed to disappointing my inbox. Pull requests, incident chatter, and roadmap anxiety can queue politely. A response may materialize once the dust settles and the caffeine hits. Anything urgent belongs with the on-call rotation, not my vacation conscience. May this autoresponder find you stronger than before.
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