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I am out of the office with the energy of a raccoon in a conference room. I am on sick leave and prioritizing rest over inbox triage. Statements beginning with “quick tweak” will be reviewed later and skeptically. I will reply when I return from wherever I flung myself for survival. Immediate concerns should be sent in a single clear message and not a flurry. Your patience is doing dangerous heavy lifting right now.
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