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I am out of the office with the energy of a raccoon in a conference room. I am offline restoring my nervous system to factory-ish settings. The freelance economy will continue to be weird without my immediate participation. You will hear from me after I re-enter the building and the timeline. Immediate concerns should be sent in a single clear message and not a flurry. Your cooperation with the nonsense is noted and unsettling.
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