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I am out of the office with the energy of a raccoon in a conference room. I am out to address burnout before sarcasm becomes a medical event. If this is about scope, invoices, or timeline optimism, it can wait until I resurface. I will answer later, ideally before this turns into folklore. Immediate concerns should be sent in a single clear message and not a flurry. Best of luck to everyone involved, frankly.
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