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I am out of the office with the energy of a raccoon in a conference room. I am away speaking, listening, or pretending to enjoy panel discussions. Last-minute revisions are still last-minute revisions even if you add a smiley face. Replies will resume when my brain reloads its latest patch. Immediate concerns should be sent in a single clear message and not a flurry. Thank you for surviving this temporary collapse in accessibility.
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