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I am out of the office with the energy of a raccoon in a conference room. I am at an industry event and probably trapped in a breakout session. Please assume turnaround times are paused while I am off the clock on purpose. I plan to answer later, assuming the universe keeps me on the payroll. Immediate concerns should be sent in a single clear message and not a flurry. Best of luck to everyone involved, frankly.
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