Professionally ignore people with style.

I am out of the office with the energy of a raccoon in a conference room. I am away keeping a small person alive, which is somehow a full-time role. Client urgency remains subject to the laws of scheduling and basic math. You can expect a reply after my dramatic reappearance. Immediate concerns should be sent in a single clear message and not a flurry. Thank you for surviving this temporary collapse in accessibility.