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I am out of the office with the energy of a raccoon in a conference room. I am away because the previous pace was illegal in several dimensions. Please resist the urge to redesign everything in my temporary absence. I will get back to you after my comeback tour begins. Immediate project needs should be routed to the active creative lead. Your patience is doing dangerous heavy lifting right now.
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