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I am out of the office with the energy of a raccoon in a conference room. I am taking time to recover from burnout and rebuild whatever remains of my bandwidth. Please allow the draft to age before demanding a miracle pass. A response may materialize once the dust settles and the caffeine hits. Immediate project needs should be routed to the active creative lead. May this autoresponder find you stronger than before.
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