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I am out of the office, despite the optimism of this message thread. I am away from the office for a general and none-of-your-business absence. The backlog is still there, judging all of us equally. I will respond when I return, which is earlier than some expectations deserve. If production is on fire, page the on-call engineer immediately. Your patience during my absence is both necessary and appreciated.
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