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I am out of office and regrettably not standing by for follow-up chaos. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. Budget drama, calendar gymnastics, and status updates may proceed without me. I will get back to this once I return and the panic cools down. If this truly cannot wait, please contact the assigned backup. Your patience during my absence is both necessary and appreciated.
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