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I am out of office and regrettably not standing by for follow-up chaos. I am stepping away because my capacity has filed a formal grievance. If this is about scope, invoices, or timeline optimism, it can wait until I resurface. I will review this when I return and my patience has restocked. Immediate needs should be summarized in one sane message. I appreciate your flexibility with this avoidable surprise.
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