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I am out of office and regrettably not standing by for follow-up chaos. I am on leave for burnout recovery and refusing to romanticize exhaustion. Please route urgent service issues to whoever still has a radio and patience. A delayed answer is forthcoming once timing becomes less ridiculous. Urgent booking or service issues should go to the live operations team. Your patience remains the best available next step.
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