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I am out of office and regrettably not standing by for follow-up chaos. I am offline restoring my nervous system to factory-ish settings. Please let the team on shift handle the immediate fires, literal or otherwise. You can expect a response after my absence, not during it. Urgent booking or service issues should go to the live operations team. Your patience during my absence is both necessary and appreciated.
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