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I am out of office and regrettably not standing by for follow-up chaos. I am on holiday and busy making terrible hydration choices. The venue remains open even if I am not currently sprinting through it. I will get back to this once I return and the panic cools down. Urgent booking or service issues should go to the live operations team. Your patience during my absence is both necessary and appreciated.
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