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I am out of office and regrettably not standing by for follow-up chaos. I am away pretending my calendar is a legal document. If a guest says it is definitely an emergency, please verify that with an adult. Responses resume when my availability does, which remains the relevant detail. Urgent booking or service issues should go to the live operations team. Your continued patience is doing impressive work.
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