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I am out of office and regrettably not standing by for follow-up chaos. I am away recovering, which currently outranks email etiquette. If inspiration has become an emergency, that sounds suspicious already. A reply will follow once I am back and willing to revisit this thread. Time-sensitive issues should go to whoever still has the working file open. Your continued patience is doing impressive work.
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