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I am out of office and regrettably not standing by for follow-up chaos. I am away recovering with all the glamour of cold medicine. Event logistics, service hiccups, and inventory nerves can be triaged locally first. A response will happen later, because that is how absence works. Urgent booking or service issues should go to the live operations team. I appreciate your flexibility with this avoidable surprise.
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