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I am out of office and regrettably not standing by for follow-up chaos. I am away reclaiming the last scraps of my executive function. Last-minute revisions are still last-minute revisions even if you add a smiley face. I plan to reply when I am back and marginally less annoyed. Immediate needs should be summarized in one sane message. Your patience remains the best available next step.
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