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I am out of office and regrettably not standing by for follow-up chaos. I am away learning new leadership lessons from someone who cannot hold a spoon. Any request involving a discount, rush fee waiver, or vague miracle should wait. A reply will follow once I am back and willing to revisit this thread. Immediate needs should be summarized in one sane message. Your continued patience is doing impressive work.
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