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I am out of office and regrettably not standing by for follow-up chaos. I am away from the office for a general and none-of-your-business absence. Operational chaos is expected; personalized chaos management is delayed. I will respond when I return, which is earlier than some expectations deserve. Urgent booking or service issues should go to the live operations team. I appreciate your understanding, especially if it arrived late.
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