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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am using paid time off to stare at scenery and ignore notifications. If the server is merely weird, not broken, let it marinate. I will reply when I return from wherever I flung myself for survival. Urgent platform issues should be routed through the documented runbook. Thank you for joining me in this brief administrative fever dream.
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