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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am unavailable for a short stretch and have made peace with that. Guest drama, rota puzzles, and menu panic should be handled by the floor team on duty. I plan to answer later, assuming the universe keeps me on the payroll. Urgent booking or service issues should go to the live operations team. Thanks for adapting to the mess with suspicious elegance.
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