Professionally ignore people with style.

I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am stepping away because my capacity has filed a formal grievance. If this is about deploys, tickets, or mystery bugs, please consult the surviving adults on the thread. I plan to answer later, assuming the universe keeps me on the payroll. Urgent platform issues should be routed through the documented runbook. Thanks for adapting to the mess with suspicious elegance.