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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am currently unavailable while I attempt to become a person again. Pull requests, incident chatter, and roadmap anxiety can queue politely. A delayed reply is inevitable once my availability stops being fictional. Urgent platform issues should be routed through the documented runbook. We all make choices. This message is one of mine.
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