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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am out sick and giving my immune system the floor. Art direction will survive a short pause without becoming a hostage situation. You will hear from me after I re-enter the building and the timeline. Time-sensitive issues should go to whoever still has the working file open. Please direct any further confusion into a neat little pile.
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